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I got a message from my boss.
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Born this way
I’m not saying I was born gay, but I came out of my mother’s womb throwing confetti.
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Getting older means you finally realize how disgusting this asshole is.
Sexy bastard he is.
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Happy Father’s Day
The best part about being a parent that is also a transvestite is that you get to celebrate both Father’s Day and Mother’s Day.
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Happy Father’s Day! My dad is the smartest guy I know and an amazing human being. I wouldn’t be where I am today without him.
If you haven’t you should check out the ebook I’m offering up! It includes all 95 strips, plus 5 BRAND NEW ONES!!!! Proceeds from each sale go to charity!!!!
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loldick =p
Look at that monster cock!
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Take it by ~GreaseBunny
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ugly straight boys who think every gay guy is going to hit on them
Most of the time they are fucking hideous cocky cunts.
(via tearsmorgan)
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thisiswhoweare64 asked: And have a great day today cutie!
Thanks I hope your doing well
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“Ain’t that a kick in the head” came on in Starbucks and I had PTSD like flashbacks of the Mojave and fighting off Deathclaws.
The horror…
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(via ronaldvidal)